Christchurch times
Local Pug named Pig falls out of a window and breaks lots of bones in tragic accident
3 days ago on March 21 at 3.57 pm the flying vet's attended a pug named Pig who fell out of a window and {pig said} IT WAS TREVOR HE PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WINDOW
Trevor's the witness statement to the police {Trevor said} I asked Pig to share his toys but pig said no and put them in a pile and climbed on them the pile of toys and started to shout the pile went unstable and Pig JUMPED out the open window and our owners left the window open so it is our owners vault. Or is it, is Trevor innocent or guilty.
Yesterday Trevor was on trial for assault to Pig and the DNA results came back and Trevor's DNA is no where no to be seen on the toys so pig is charged with being a FILTHY liar and a grump which 790$ so Pig will have to pay up.